Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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