K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
did you just send me my own nude
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I know her cup size but not her name....
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