That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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