Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
