We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I heard we made out
My first STD was from a foam party
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
