You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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