i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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