I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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