And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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