For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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