Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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