I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
They are going to name an STD after you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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