Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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