Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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