So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's great music for shaving your balls
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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