Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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