No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you win again, gameday.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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