Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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