you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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