Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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