just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wish I only lived at night.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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