some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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