i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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