I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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