hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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