I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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