My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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