So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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