Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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