This girl is more easily done than said...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
