another moral hangover. fuck.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I got inside last night via doggy door
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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