i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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