If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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