the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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