My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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