That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this boner is exhausting
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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