I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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