He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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