There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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