He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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