highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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