if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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