Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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