At least make sure they are 18
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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