She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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