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I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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