Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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