check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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