you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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