we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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