I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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