Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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