I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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