its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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