There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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