i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
They have beer where we have blood.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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