Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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