glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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