You work out of a Hotel?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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