Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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